If the new embed in text post option on Tumblr works when the post is piped through from an email from Posterous.
So, my 8-year-old is home now. Threw up at school and has thrown up again since she got home. She's flushed, running a fever and has a runny nose. All Swine Flu symptoms. Whoopee! It's that season around our house again.
This old horseshoe was buried in the dirt right beside my son’s bus stop. Just saw it sticking halfway out of the earth and grabbed it. Can’t really explain why I think it’s cool, but I do.
… And the new blog where I'll be posting now and then is run by freaking CBS – 48 Hours' CrimeSider. CrimeSider gets more than a million hits A DAY. Not giving up any of my other blogging gigs either. So I may have to have my laptop surgically attached, is what I'm saying.
… I got Tumblr's own version of the fail whale. Therefore, out of spite, I had to post something on Posterous. Nyah.
… I would have bad dreams. Lots of them, I think. When I would wake from those dreams, I would turn on a lamp and look for the funniest book I owned – a cartoon paperback of the sort I don't even think they make anymore, much of the time. I'd read it till I had a few good laughs. Until I calmed down.
Fuck if I'm going on 42 and haven't changed a damned bit. Only now I have Adult Swim.When I am feeling pissy and too locked in my head for my own good, I
thank God for the restaurant around the corner that serves lots of
skillet-born future heart attacks. It’s the Eggs Benedict solution to
staying sane.
Meet John D. Villarreal, Esq. According to his website, his myspace, and every video he has on YouTube, his IQ is 174 (a real life Super-Genius!). Venture capitalist, fitness guru, conservative commentator, philanthropist, BMW owner, god among women… his accomplishments are too many for me to list, but John has been nice enough to document everything he’s ever accomplished ever for us at his site:
http://www.johndvillarreal.comvia microdouche.com
Someone really needs to let Gawker know that there’s a new super-douche in town. I’ll handle it.
… a CNN anchor just talked about Libya's Col. Khadafi "pitching his tent" in New Jersey.
Inappropriate.